Legacy Appreciator Mugs

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

'He helps keep me focused on what matters most.'

Chadwick Boseman

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Snapshots in Time

Scot holding a heart.

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Baby car seat for a Native American.

You've Got Mail

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

Mt. Tushmore

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

"Careful now. It's fragile."

'Hey, we're in style!'

Jesus with mobile.

"When I was your age, a crackpot carried a 'The End Is Near' sign. He didn't tweet it."

Great Urban Sprawl

"Long time no see!"

Dog following it's master out of a windows.

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

"I'll miss you, Grandpa."