Antique Appreciator Mugs

"Careful now. It's fragile."

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'

Heirloom Hot Dogs.

'I believe this is one of the original sets'

ANTIQUES: Buyers and Lookers

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Southwark Fair.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

The First Printed Bible

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

Snapshots in Time

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

Teddy Roosevelt

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

Antiques

Baby car seat for a Native American.

Sistine murder

Books of Tablets

"I'm still looking, sir?"

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

The Old Curiosity Shop