Heritage Appreciators Mugs

Native American baby in a nursery.

"We ask that you help us to appreciate our old traditions...to respect our heritage...and to preserve civilized life on this Earth as we know it. Amen."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Baby car seat for a Native American.

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

Welsh Lady

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

"Careful now. It's fragile."

The Wellington Statue.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

"Since I heard there was a monster I can't sleep at night!"

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

Greece

'So what do you do?'