Heritage Appreciators Pillows

Native American baby in a nursery.

"We ask that you help us to appreciate our old traditions...to respect our heritage...and to preserve civilized life on this Earth as we know it. Amen."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Signing the declaration of independence.

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

Baby car seat for a Native American.

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Welsh Lady

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

"Careful now. It's fragile."

Linda Carter played Wonder Woman on the odl TV show. Her dad was Irish-American and her mom was Mexican-American. Before that, she was Miss World USA. Before that, she was forced by her abuelita to eat beauty and muscle foods like rice and beans."

"Since I heard there was a monster I can't sleep at night!"

The Wellington Statue.

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'So what do you do?'