American Heritage Appreciator Pillows

"I made you a mixtape."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

Baby car seat for a Native American.

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

Meanwhile...in Albania

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

The Wellington Statue.

John F. Kennedy

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

"Since I heard there was a monster I can't sleep at night!"

'So what do you do?'

Greece

European Loan to Greece

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

Wedding in Westminster Abbey