Monument Appreciator Pillows

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

The Wellington Statue.

'Dang vandals.'

'This is how he would have wanted to be remembered, even though he wasn't actually like that at all.'

"I have to admit...you guys outdid yourselves this Mother's day."

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Redecorating Easter Island.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Posh Easter Egg

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

"I think I'm lost."

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

Baby car seat for a Native American.

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

Stonehenge Ticket Office

Mt. Tushmore

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

A monument gets down from his plinth.

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

I hate getting ready for Y1K.