Monument Appreciator Pillows

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

The Wellington Statue.

'Dang vandals.'

'This is how he would have wanted to be remembered, even though he wasn't actually like that at all.'

"I have to admit...you guys outdid yourselves this Mother's day."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Posh Easter Egg

Redecorating Easter Island.

Signing the declaration of independence.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

This will really mess with their minds someday.

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

"I think I'm lost."

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

The ultimate Secret Service demotion. We're sending you to guard Mount Rushmore.

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

Baby car seat for a Native American.

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Stonehenge Ticket Office

Mt. Tushmore

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

A monument gets down from his plinth.

'I hear voices in my head.'

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."