Monument Admirer Pillows

I hate changing FROM Daylight Saving Time.

"We need a different new year's tradition."

"I thought I was going to be much more blown away by the Liberty Bell."

Stonehens.

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

Tomb of the unknown mountaineer

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

"This job is going to take a LOT of mortar."

"It's the tomb of the unknown Sculptor."

"Don't turn the page yet."

Mount Rushmore Selfie

"...because of the swine flu."

A monument gets down from his plinth.

'I thought that there had been 2 world wars, but this says 11.'

'Haunted or not, you owe the historical monument authority the rent for the last 237 years, Sir.'

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

J. Dudley - Statesman, orator, philanthropist, big deficit spender.

"In real life, he had acrophobia."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Thoughts about a comfort

Stone Henge - "OK, I'll take it, but I want it next to the A303 in Wiltshire."

'Thanks. I've been needing one of those.'

Stonehenge/Easter Island.

Redecorating Easter Island.

'Ironically, he had vertigo.'

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

"An last - Stonehinge!!!"

"No mention of her serve."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Alien David statue

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."