Ancient Monument Admirer Pillows

"I think I'm lost."

Happy Easter!

Stonehedge

'I'm sure it's lovely, dear, I'm just not really a henge person.'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Hadrian's Wall

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Mount Rushmore Down Under

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Posh Easter Egg

Redecorating Easter Island.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Souvenirs.

How they did it . . .

Teddy Roosevelt

Pompeii restoration project.

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

"I get it!"

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"Frieze!"

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

Antiques

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

Musical Vases

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

Museum.