Ancient Monument Enthusiast Pillows

"I love what you've done with your henge."

Stonehedge

'It's turned out well. Just a pity it went so woefully overbudget.'

"The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones."

Early Stonehenge

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

"Here's the parking lot."

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Mount Rushmore Down Under

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Redecorating Easter Island.

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

I came, I saw, I partied!

Romans.

How they did it . . .

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

"I think I'm lost."

Referees at the Original Olympics.

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."