Ancient Artifact Aficionado Pillows

'That's the last of them. . . so, did you want us to just leave them all in a circle or. . .'

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

Mummy clocking in at a museum.

Man looking at 2 stone godesses, one with many arms, one with many breasts.

Archaeologists

An ancient Roman looks at a the bottom of a clay pot and sees a bar code.

Archaeologists

National Pottery Live

First aid and sculpture

Ancient man

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Hadrian's Wall

Those Were The Days

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Sphinx Comes Alive

Posh Easter Egg

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Dog and Human Archaeologists

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

Mammoth Posing

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"Don't forget the screenplay."

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."