Ancient Artifact Aficionado Mugs

'That's the last of them. . . so, did you want us to just leave them all in a circle or. . .'

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

Mummy clocking in at a museum.

Man looking at 2 stone godesses, one with many arms, one with many breasts.

Archaeologists

An ancient Roman looks at a the bottom of a clay pot and sees a bar code.

Archaeologists

National Pottery Live

First aid and sculpture

Prehistoric history museum.

Ancient man

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Hadrian's Wall

Those Were The Days

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Sphinx Comes Alive

Posh Easter Egg

Dog and Human Archaeologists

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

Mammoth Posing

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."