Ancient Artifacts Admirer Mugs

Carbon Dating Agency

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Hadrian's Wall

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Souvenirs.

Posh Easter Egg

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

How they did it . . .

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

Teddy Roosevelt

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

"I get it!"

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

"I think I'm lost."

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

Haunted museum

Antiques

"I think you would be well advised to locate the new delphinium bed elsewhere, Hobbs."

Museum.