Artifacts Admirer Mugs

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Hadrian's Wall

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Souvenirs.

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Posh Easter Egg

Redecorating Easter Island.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

Teddy Roosevelt

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Museum.

Antiques

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Haunted museum

Mangle

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

A monument gets down from his plinth.

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

My own museum.