Ancient Artifacts Admirer T-Shirts

This will really mess with their minds someday.

Carbon Dating Agency

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Hadrian's Wall

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Souvenirs.

Posh Easter Egg

I'm With Stooped

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

How they did it . . .

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

Teddy Roosevelt

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

"I get it!"

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

"I think I'm lost."

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Let's hear a cheer for the sun god! Ra Ra Ra.

Antiques

Museum.