Ancient Artifact Enthusiast T-Shirts

'It says, 'He who dies with most toys is still dead'.'

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

"Maybe Krog not born to be cube maker."

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

'Safe for use in Micro-wave.'

'Yes, I did know all of that, actually.'

"This isn't just a bit of smashed pottery. This was a full scale row."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Hadrian's Wall

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Stonehenge Explained

"Here's the parking lot."

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

I came, I saw, I partied!

Romans.

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

'The gods are perplexing.'

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

Museum.

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

Referees at the Original Olympics.

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."