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'Ancient bones. Early man. Valuable. Probably Uncle Fred.'

"The only artifact that's lasted 4,000 years appears to be the sacrificial fruitcake."

Hadrian's Wall

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"I'm having my entrails read."

Goddess

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

Museum.

"I love it!"

Mummy Musician

Park and Ride dilema

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

Stonehenge Books

Mummies for Dummies

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

Cleopatra

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

"Ok, I've translated it, it says 'Feeling cute, might delete later'."

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

Venus

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

Hieroglyph stamps.