Antiquity Lover T-Shirts

"You probably don't need to specify 'toga party'."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

Sundial Time

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"I'm having my entrails read."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Souvenirs.

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

Tilden Formally Withdraws from Democratic Candidacy Race

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"I'm still looking, sir?"

Islington Angels.

Books of Tablets

Park and Ride dilema

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

The Old Curiosity Shop

Stonehenge Books

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

Antique silver

Hieroglyph stamps.

Cleopatra

My own museum.

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."