Antiquity Lover Gifts

"You probably don't need to specify 'toga party'."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Sundial Time

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"I'm having my entrails read."

Souvenirs.

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"I'm still looking, sir?"

Park and Ride dilema

Islington Angels.

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

Tilden Formally Withdraws from Democratic Candidacy Race

Books of Tablets

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

Stonehenge Books

My own museum.

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

Hieroglyph stamps.

Antique silver

Queen Anne

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.