Antiquity Enthusiast Gifts

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

'Hi - what's new?'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Second hand furniture.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Sundial Time

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Here's the parking lot."

Antiques

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Souvenirs.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

I came, I saw, I partied!

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

Referees at the Original Olympics.

Islington Angels.

Tilden Formally Withdraws from Democratic Candidacy Race

Johannes Gutenberg

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."