Antiquities Admirer Gifts

British Occupation of Egypt set to continue.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Hadrian's Wall

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Sundial Time

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Antiques

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Posh Easter Egg

Souvenirs.

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Teddy Roosevelt

This will really mess with their minds someday.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

Haunted museum

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"I'm still looking, sir?"

Museum.

Tilden Formally Withdraws from Democratic Candidacy Race

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Antiques

Books of Tablets

The Old Curiosity Shop

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

Mangle

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

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