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Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

'Hi - what's new?'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Second hand furniture.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Sundial Time

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Antiques

"Here's the parking lot."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

Souvenirs.

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

I came, I saw, I partied!

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

Referees at the Original Olympics.

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)