Antiquity Aficionados T-Shirts

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Sundial Time

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Antiques

Souvenirs.

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

Tilden Formally Withdraws from Democratic Candidacy Race

"I'm still looking, sir?"

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Islington Angels.

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

Books of Tablets

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

The Old Curiosity Shop

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

Antique silver

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

I told you not to touch its belly.

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

"And what do you think my husband is worth?"