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Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Second hand furniture.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Souvenirs.

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

A new meaning in the Roman

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Islington Angels.

Grandfather Clock

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"At the Christmas Artifacts Museum"

"I'm still looking, sir?"

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

Johannes Gutenberg

Books of Tablets

Tilden Formally Withdraws from Democratic Candidacy Race

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."