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Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Second hand furniture.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Souvenirs.

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

Johannes Gutenberg

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"I'm still looking, sir?"

Grandfather Clock

Books of Tablets

Islington Angels.

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

Tilden Formally Withdraws from Democratic Candidacy Race

A new meaning in the Roman

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"At the Christmas Artifacts Museum"

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

The Old Curiosity Shop