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Greek Columns: Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken.

Tilden Formally Withdraws from Democratic Candidacy Race

"Now, if I could just conquer my fear of spiders..."

'Next time you pick me up lose the open plan galley.'

Customs and Examinations.

'We will have ever lasting peace in Jerusalem when we have got rid of this lot!'

'How about a bobble-head night?'

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

"Could you change a battery, please?"

"It's not a first edition, but it's from Moses' workshop."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Second hand furniture.

"Have you been playing dice?"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Sundial Time

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Those Were The Days

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Sphinx Comes Alive

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Swells - Men's Fashion

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Souvenirs.

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"