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Discovering the 11th Commandment.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Second hand furniture.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Those Were The Days

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Sphinx Comes Alive

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

Dog and Human Archaeologists

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Posh Easter Egg

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

Mammoth Posing

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

This will really mess with their minds someday.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"Don't forget the screenplay."

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"