Ancient Artifacts Aficionado Gifts

Discovering the 11th Commandment.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Second hand furniture.

"Have you been playing dice?"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Those Were The Days

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Sphinx Comes Alive

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Dog and Human Archaeologists

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Posh Easter Egg

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"Don't forget the screenplay."

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

Mammoth Posing

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"