Ancient Artifact Aficionados Gifts

Dead Sea Trolls

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Sundial Time

Hadrian's Wall

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

This will really mess with their minds someday.

'What's on the other side?...'

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Museum.

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

I told you not to touch its belly.

First aid and sculpture

Carbon Dating Agency

'Palintology'

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

Scary things in the museum

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

"I may not have invented the wheel or discovered fire, but I am the first to comment visually on their impact on our lives."

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

Mummy Mousehole

Early Cartoonists.

National Pottery Live

"I deliberately married an archaeologist because I thought the older I got, the more interest you would show in me..."

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

The dawn of the...Iron Age.

Archaeologist blows his nose on a mummy's bandage.

Roman Golfer.

Early art critic

The Sphinx As A Child: 'If you don't stop picking that thing, it's going to fall off one of these days!'