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Dead Sea Trolls

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Sundial Time

Hadrian's Wall

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'What's on the other side?...'

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Museum.

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

Carbon Dating Agency

'Palintology'

Scary things in the museum

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

First aid and sculpture

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

"I may not have invented the wheel or discovered fire, but I am the first to comment visually on their impact on our lives."

Mummy Mousehole

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

"I deliberately married an archaeologist because I thought the older I got, the more interest you would show in me..."

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

National Pottery Live

Early Cartoonists.

Archaeologist blows his nose on a mummy's bandage.

The dawn of the...Iron Age.

Roman Golfer.

Early art critic

Man looking at 2 stone godesses, one with many arms, one with many breasts.