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Early art critic

"Damn kids and their graffiti."

First Cartoon

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

This side is the gag reel.

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Goddess

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Infographics: the early years.

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

How Romans give each other a high five...

'What's on the other side?...'

Mammoth Posing

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Pompeii restoration project.

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

"Frieze!"

Art Critics.

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"I love it!"

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

Musical Vases

Fall in the Greek Temple

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

Cave Painter

'According to our research they were a happy people.'