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The Artist

'Projectile painting.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

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In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

Easter Candy Island.

'What's on the other side?...'

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Donald Glover

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

Islington Angels.

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Atalanta I- Intended for Yellow Book Vol 5 (Not Published)

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."

'I think it's another modelling gig.'

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

Stan's OK Deliveries

Alien Mount Rushmore

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

"I wish we could go back to waltzes - this boogie woogie is killing me."

So, what did my x-rays reveal, Doctor? Oddly enough, beneath your finished ink drawing, there was a rough sketch in blue pencil.

Black Forest Collectibles.

The First Supper

'Sure, I can make you look like Venus de Milo, but it will take two amputations!'