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'Projectile painting.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'What's on the other side?...'

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

Islington Angels.

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

Atalanta I- Intended for Yellow Book Vol 5 (Not Published)

'I think it's another modelling gig.'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

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The First Supper

Black Forest Collectibles.

'Sure, I can make you look like Venus de Milo, but it will take two amputations!'

"Wow, Leonardo! Science, art, inventions... you're a true 'Do lots of different stuff' man!"

"I wish we could go back to waltzes - this boogie woogie is killing me."