Ancient Art Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Early Cartoonists.

If prehistoric porn is illegal in your country, please leave this cave. You must be of legal age to research here!

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Sundial Time

This side is the gag reel.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Goddess

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Infographics: the early years.

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Mammoth Posing

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

How Romans give each other a high five...

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Pompeii restoration project.

'What's on the other side?...'

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Art Critics.

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

"Frieze!"

Musical Vases

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."

Fall in the Greek Temple

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'