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The discovery of voodoo.

"Yes, I know I only caught a lizard - it's called artistic license, Mildred!"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Sundial Time

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

This side is the gag reel.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Egyptian Football

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Goddess

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Infographics: the early years.

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

Mammoth Posing

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Pompeii restoration project.

'What's on the other side?...'

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

Art Critics.

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

"Frieze!"

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'