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The discovery of voodoo.

"Yes, I know I only caught a lizard - it's called artistic license, Mildred!"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Sundial Time

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Egyptian Football

Goddess

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

Mammoth Posing

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

'What's on the other side?...'

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Pompeii restoration project.

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

"Frieze!"

Art Critics.

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'