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Neanderthal paints animals.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Mr. Right!"

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Et in Arcadia Ego

Diego Velasquez

Troys'R'Us.

Goddess

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Dog and Human Archaeologists

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'What's on the other side?...'

In udder de Nile

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

Football Sculpture.

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

Pompeii restoration project.

Mammoth Posing

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Art Critics.