Ancient Artistry Admirer Mugs

Neanderthal paints animals.

We love the Rolling Stones...

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Mr. Right!"

This side is the gag reel.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Diego Velasquez

Et in Arcadia Ego

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Troys'R'Us.

Goddess

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Infographics: the early years.

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

'What's on the other side?...'

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Mammoth Posing

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

Pompeii restoration project.

In udder de Nile

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

Football Sculpture.

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"