Ancient Aesthetics Admirer Mugs

Cleaner column.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

This side is the gag reel.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Egyptian Football

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Souvenirs.

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Infographics: the early years.

How they did it . . .

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

Romulus and Remus

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

Pompeii restoration project.

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

Mammoth Posing

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Art Critics.

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'