Ancient Aesthetics Enthusiast Mugs

Roman Nose Cosmetic Surgery

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Those Were The Days

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Goddess

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

Dog and Human Archaeologists

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Infographics: the early years.

Romans.

'The Warhol of Dorian Gray'

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

Mammoth Posing

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

Art Critics.

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

La Dame aux Camelias

Let's hear a cheer for the sun god! Ra Ra Ra.

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."