Ancient Arts Appreciator Mugs

Keister Island

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Misunderstood artist

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

This side is the gag reel.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Juggler and Illusionist

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Scarpia's Palace

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Goddess

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Dog and Human Archaeologists

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Artist on the Beach

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Berta screams out!

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Infographics: the early years.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

Pompeii restoration project.