Ancient Culture Appreciator Mugs

'I think the inscription says,'Help! My lips are really chapped!''

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Egyptian Football

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Romans.

Closed for Renovation

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Romulus and Remus

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

Mummy Musician

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."