Ancient Culture Appreciator Prints

'I think the inscription says,'Help! My lips are really chapped!''

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Egyptian Football

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Romans.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Closed for Renovation

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Romulus and Remus

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

Mummy Musician