Ancient Culture Enthusiast Mugs

Sisyphus Revisited.

Decline of the Roman Empire.

Ancient Greek interior design. "It's a bit Spartan."

"It's the part of the public forum dedicated to the free and open exchange of his idea."

'We're going to confuse archaeologists of the future and bury poor Mildred in the peat bog.'

"The Taklaks have a huge fire."

"Nine squares, nine numbers... it goes back further than we thought."

It was a very boring dynasty.

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

Venus

Mummy Musician

The Egyptians trained baboons to wait on tables.

How the Mayans chose the date of the Apocalypse.

"It would never work out, Oog - I worship the sun, and you worship the moon."

"The civilization who built this is long gone, but they appear to have had a sense of humour!"

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

New Greek Vases

Ceres

"We have to build them to a size directly proportionate to your importance."

"Ok, I've translated it, it says 'Feeling cute, might delete later'."

"He died young."

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'Ah, the fabled Valley of the Queens!'

'(Sigh!) I'm WAY behind in my reading.'

Man and large shell.

Sacrifice anybody but the virgins.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'Who are you calling ancient?'

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

We appeased the fire god last week. Its your wife's birthday!

"Apparently everybody just left for some 'me time'."

I dunno

"I don't mind telling you I've never had a manicure in my entire life."

"He's older and fatter, but that's definitely the same guy in the painting."