Ancient Culture Lovers Mugs

Egyptian cemetery.

'I finally got him papyrus trained.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Mummy Tourist

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

Mummy Musician

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

Easter Island Secret

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

Carpe diem

Hieroglyph stamps.