Ancient Cultures Lover Mugs

"You may switch to the less expensive wine now."

St Paul at Ephesus.

Ancient Warriors versus Modern Warriors

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Egyptian Football

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

Mummy Tourist

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

Orpheus and Eurydice

"I hope you realize your late arrivals for work seriously upset the museum's visitors!"

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

Easter Island Secret

Mummy Musician

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."