Ancient Civilizations Lover Mugs

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

Definitely a pyramid scheme

"I hope you realize your late arrivals for work seriously upset the museum's visitors!"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Centaur Forward

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

Mummy Tourist

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

Orpheus and Eurydice

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

Romulus (left) and Remus

Mass Confucian

'Great Moments in Computer History.' A computer in bathtub shouts, 'EUREKA!'

Gone to Lunch.

Cleopatra

Hieroglyph stamps.

Socrates

Ancient Warriors versus Modern Warriors

'You're too wrapped up in yourself.'

Pyramid Graffiti

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

The Dungeon

Extinct dinosaur...

'He was an evil king.'

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

'If this doesn't work , we'll have to find another use for them.'