Ancient Rome Lover Mugs

"Does this toga make my gluteus look maximus?"

"Whatever happened to collective responsibility?"

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

Bacchus.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! Wow! Identity theft is really get out of control!

Orpheus and Eurydice

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

"I hope you realize your late arrivals for work seriously upset the museum's visitors!"

Janus 2021

Romulus (left) and Remus

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

'Great Moments in Computer History.' A computer in bathtub shouts, 'EUREKA!'

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

'Does that mean I don't get the raise?'

'A I and a II and a I-II-III...'

Intellectual property. Luckless Roman inventor who forgets to patent his creations is fed to the lions with the words 'Time to try out my lion repellent invention'

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

Pyramid Graffiti

'He was an evil king.'

A crying man wears a laurel wreath

The Dungeon

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.