Ancient Rome Lover Gifts

"Does this toga make my gluteus look maximus?"

"Whatever happened to collective responsibility?"

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

Bacchus.

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

Orpheus and Eurydice

"I hope you realize your late arrivals for work seriously upset the museum's visitors!"

Janus 2021

Romulus (left) and Remus

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

'Great Moments in Computer History.' A computer in bathtub shouts, 'EUREKA!'

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

'Does that mean I don't get the raise?'

Intellectual property. Luckless Roman inventor who forgets to patent his creations is fed to the lions with the words 'Time to try out my lion repellent invention'

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

'He was an evil king.'

The Dungeon

Pyramid Graffiti

A crying man wears a laurel wreath

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

'IV!'

'One previous owner, used it to go to the baths once a week, may I be buried alive if I lie...'