Ancient Romance Enthusiast Gifts

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

Bear Costume

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

"I'm having my entrails read."

Romantic Tree Carving

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

Park and Ride dilema

I am married

Perfect Match

Lovers in ruffled dresses

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

Orpheus and Eurydice

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

Stonehenge Books

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

Barbara Cartland

Hieroglyph stamps.