Ancient Love Enthusiast Gifts

Orpheus and Eurydice

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Dialogue

Love Birds love just being together

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

Valentines Balloons

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

Waterfall of Disappointment

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

Whale Romance

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

You make me want to be a better bum.

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

Dreaming of Love

Cupid

"I hope you realize your late arrivals for work seriously upset the museum's visitors!"

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"You complete me, Barbara."

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

Woman carrying a love heart

Mass Confucian