Classic Love Enthusiast Gifts

Old Fashioned Values Wedding Cake

Bear Costume

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

'Romeo and Julietta'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Dialogue

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Love Birds love just being together

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Romantic Tree Carving

Valentines Balloons

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

Dante's Undiscovered Prequels

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

You make me want to be a better bum.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Whale Romance

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"