Classic Love Enthusiast Gifts

Old Fashioned Values Wedding Cake

Bear Costume

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Dialogue

'Romeo and Julietta'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Romantic Tree Carving

Love Birds love just being together

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Valentines Balloons

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

Waterfall of Disappointment

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

Whale Romance

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"