True Love Enthusiast Gifts

Sock monkey holding onto sock

'I just couldn't bear to be without Floyd. So I had him stuffed!'

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

true love.

Dialogue

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Love Birds love just being together

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

Valentines Balloons

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

Whale Romance

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

You make me want to be a better bum.

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

Cupid

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"You complete me, Barbara."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Dreaming of Love

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"I've finally found my soulmate."