True Love Aficionados Gifts

Love is being close, no matter what...

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Dialogue

'Romeo and Julietta'

Love Birds love just being together

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

Tongue in the ear...

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

Valentines Balloons

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

Waterfall of Disappointment

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

You make me want to be a better bum.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Whale Romance

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Ether Island

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

"You complete me, Barbara."

Cupid

"I hope you don't think I'm the kind who would hibernate on the first date."

Dreaming of Love

Heart is sewn back together.

Ghosts from around the world